10 June 2013

Listen up rubes

there's an app, written in java, which lets you see relations. Like, your daughter dated someone who's sister knew someone who knew someone who burned down some buildings. Ie, an "eco" aka "green" aka "hipster" terrorist. So, you're on the list. Nothing to fear if you've nothing to hide, right? The bright red point representing the arsonist diffuses out to all he knew, and all they knew, a few hops away. Its a pretty cool graph. Gotta record it in case we need it. Only terrorists (pharmaceutical vendors, kidvideographers, and I forget the fourth horseman) need worry. Why are you closing your blinds? What are you hiding? And golly, the four horsemen never guessed you were wiretapping them...